if i had a kid id secretly get one of those clap on clap off light switches wired to their computer and if they ignored me id just clap and their computer would shut down and id be like yeah that fukin right son u look at me when im talking to u
I wash my body in the shower and realize all the body wash has been replaced with sulfuric acid. As my bones and muscle fizzle away into the drain, I can hear my roommates laughing. Very funny guys, you got me.
holy fuck we have our windows open and we heard a blood curling scream so naturally I went to look out the window because wow is someone getting stabbed?? and it is just my neighbour on his knees staring at a KFC chicken bucket spilt all over his driveway