african-fairy:

theres always that one weak bitch in the group that isn’t down with murder

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windows98:

Hello yes police there is a drug dealer i saw on the internet.his name is joe. 

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hisaolloween:

witchgoth:

davejade:

vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut:

rapewhistled:

if abortions are murder then blowjobs are genocide

did u get this text post off a hot topic tshirt

did you get ur url off a hot topic shirt

no no i wanna see where this goes

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twooping:

the amount of y’s a girl adds to the end of ‘hey’ directly correlates with how much she wants the d am i right ladies

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vote4bob:

whatever mom

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cybergay:

if i had a kid id secretly get one of those clap on clap off light switches wired to their computer and if they ignored me id just clap and their computer would shut down and id be like yeah that fukin right son u look at me when im talking to u

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whenjewishuponastar:

when i was 7 years old i had my first internet boyfriend on neopets.com he was 14 and said the age difference didnt matter and that he loved me and promised to marry me

but his account got frozen like 3 days later 

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